The Ultimate UK Road Trip

Hoping this posting will put a Smile in your Face! Let me hear from You, Dear Readers!

From My Travel Readings This Week- This hilarious and unique road trip is packed with charm and laughter, making it the perfect adventure for anyone who loves quirky British place names!

Get Ready for a road trip that will have you laughing and soaking up the British countryside? 

Check out this cheeky itinerary and take a detour through some of the most amusingly named places in the UK!

Twatt, Orkney

Yes, you read that right! This tiny hamlet is surrounded by beautiful green fields and traditional stone cottages, offering a picturesque photo op.

Cock Bridge, Aberdeenshire

Nestled near Cairngorms National Park, this spot offers breathtaking views of Scotland’s natural beauty—perfect for a scenic stop.

Dick Place, Edinburgh

A charming street with Victorian homes. Explore nearby Holyrood Park and the Royal Botanic Garden for some lovely views.

Cockermouth, Cumbria

Birthplace of poet William Wordsworth! Take a stroll through the Lake District and visit his historic home.

Penistone, South Yorkshire

A bustling market town full of charm, history, and friendly locals. A great place to enjoy some local treats.

Cock Alley, Derbyshire

A peaceful lane perfect for a stroll and some classic English countryside vibes.

Fingringhoe, Essex

A birdwatcher’s paradise, home to the Fingringhoe Wick Nature Reserve, where you can spot rare birds and enjoy marshland views.

Shitterton, Dorset

Despite its name, this charming village with its stone cottages and scenic brook is straight out of a storybook.

Ass Hill, Somerset

Rolling hills, farmland, and countryside beauty at its finest. The perfect place for a quintessential English countryside experience.

Meanwhile, Did you know that.....

The penis of a blue whale is 2.8 meters long. When it ejaculates, it releases 1,800 liters of semen. It only takes 200 liters to impregnate the female. When you take a few sips of water on the beach, remember where the remaining 1,600 liters are.

Finally Have You Heard of The Icelandic Phallological Museum (Icelandic: Hið íslenzka reðasafn [ˈhɪːð ˈistlɛnska ˈrɛːðaˌsapn̥]), located in Reykjavík, Iceland?

It houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. As of early 2020 the museum moved to a new location in Hafnartorg, three times the size of the previous one, and the collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. The museum also holds 22 imagined penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore.

In July 2011, the museum obtained its first human penis, one of many promised by would-be donors. Its detachment from the donor's body did not go according to plan and it was reduced to a greyish-brown shriveled mass that was pickled in a jar of formalin. The museum continues to search for "a younger and a bigger and better one." In the meantime, they have begun exhibiting a cast of Matt Barr of Great Britain who has "the longest urinary measurement ever recorded and...the longest and girthiest phallus, of any man alive today. For Details read:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum#:~:text=The%20Icelandic%20Phallological%20Museum%20(Icelandic,of%20penises%20and%20penile%20parts.

https://www.flitterfever.com/the-icelandic-phallological-museum-penis-museum-reykjavik-iceland/